You would never think of Las Vegas as a Dream Destination and yet, this city has always been on top of my "things to see before I die from liver poisoning" list. It was also the city I had planned to settle in if Plan A didn't work. ( Plan A being, having a normal and decent life ). Plan B involves me dirty dancing in the pool at the Tao Beach Club for free Champagne and my Sugar Daddy's beautiful eyes (and his progressive lenses). That's all you need to know.
We couldn't wait to land in Vegas to start the party. It was my bithday and the cabin crew kindly offered us a free bottle of champagne. We turned our flight into a sky party. You know what they say, Fly Hard or Fly home. And man, we flew hard.
Now, if you ever go to Las Vegas, I highly recommend you book a Hotel close to the strip because that's where all the fun happens. Don't worry, expedia always offer some great deals if you have expensive tastes and no money just like me. That's how we ended up staying at The Venetian, a somptuous Hotel filled with drunk tourists wearing flip flops and "Birthday Bitch" hats.
After a long and eventful flight, we decided to have a bath party in our bathroom to relax. We then put on some makeup and went out for dinner with a Canadian guy we had met in the plane earlier. He ended up buying us dinner . Canadians are nice ! Later, we went to the casino and that is when I realized I had a gambling problem and no luck whatsoever.
The next day was my actual birthday and we went to see the Grand Canyon which I will tell you more about in another article. When we came back to Vegas in the evening, we decided to show off our beautiful rental car ( a Nissan , because if you are under 25 in this country you can say goodbye to the convertible. ) and go have dinner at the Hard Rock Café. Friendly advice : don't eat there, it's expensive, the service is bad and I swear there was no alcohol in my cocktail. Un-frea-kin-be-lie-va-ble.
As we were walking back towards the car, a very strange woman with only half of her teeth left, asked us if we would like to go to a strip club. I am usually pretty adventurous but I am 100% positive this woman was a part of a human trafficking squad. Such a shame, she had a limo waiting for us in a dark alley.
As we were walking back towards the car, a very strange woman with only half of her teeth left, asked us if we would like to go to a strip club. I am usually pretty adventurous but I am 100% positive this woman was a part of a human trafficking squad. Such a shame, she had a limo waiting for us in a dark alley.
The following morning , somehow, we ended up at the Tao Beach Club and did not have to pay for a single thing. We always seem to meet the right people at the right time. This time, it was Jonathan, a promoter who had a big crush on one of my friends. very convenient. Pro tip : Always bring a hot friends to Vegas. We had a lot of fun dacing in the pool (uh oh, that sounds a lot like Plan B...) and also some pretty amazing conversations with random people about fake tanning, being fat but okay with it, and guacamole. Unfortunately we got kicked out by the security. Apparetly, asking the DJ to shout "make it rain on me" is not allowed.
At night, our new friend Jonathan invited us to the Tao Restaurant. Eventhough we got kicked out of the pool party, Jonathan still had faith in us. I ate all the food I could since it was free. I had a quick walk in the mall to go get my friend Britanni who couldn't find the restaurant. That is when I bumped into Wiz Khalifa and his horde of paparazzi. I felt cool. I still feel cool.
We then ventured to the Tao Night Club, got free champagne, danced like we owned the place. Almost got kicked out again because appenrently you're not allowed to run in heels in Vegas. We crashed a bachelor party and I praised the groom for being faithful to his future wife in a city like Vegas, to which he replied "But if something happens between us tonight, I wouldn't tell her". Men.
The next day, we decided to do something that didn't involve alcohol and went to see the Bellagio's Fountain show which made me very thirsty just by looking at it. It was really pretty, I recommend. Then it was time to pack our bags and go to the airport but I wanted to go to the casino one last time. I sat down at the Roulette table for 2 hours and lost about a hundred dollars. I was ready to go home. Vegas, baby, I love you but you ruined me.
At night, our new friend Jonathan invited us to the Tao Restaurant. Eventhough we got kicked out of the pool party, Jonathan still had faith in us. I ate all the food I could since it was free. I had a quick walk in the mall to go get my friend Britanni who couldn't find the restaurant. That is when I bumped into Wiz Khalifa and his horde of paparazzi. I felt cool. I still feel cool.
We then ventured to the Tao Night Club, got free champagne, danced like we owned the place. Almost got kicked out again because appenrently you're not allowed to run in heels in Vegas. We crashed a bachelor party and I praised the groom for being faithful to his future wife in a city like Vegas, to which he replied "But if something happens between us tonight, I wouldn't tell her". Men.
The next day, we decided to do something that didn't involve alcohol and went to see the Bellagio's Fountain show which made me very thirsty just by looking at it. It was really pretty, I recommend. Then it was time to pack our bags and go to the airport but I wanted to go to the casino one last time. I sat down at the Roulette table for 2 hours and lost about a hundred dollars. I was ready to go home. Vegas, baby, I love you but you ruined me.
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